Sunday, July 27, 2008

It's Exciting

...to create a new blog and make it appear as if that fact is something refreshing when in actuality, I'm still sitting here in my room, without my underroos or pajamas, eating out of a box of cheez-its.

but i wouldn't have it any other way.
well maybe a box of goldfish.
i've been dreaming lately of crushing them both into a bread-crumb type size and then seeing if I could bread a chicken breast with this amalgamation of coronary inducing treats, but alas I have yet to try.

Someday.
A wishlist of things to do someday:
1. Finally finish painting the house
2. The whole chicken/cheez-its recipe, yummo!
3. stop fantasizing about conan o'brien in an erotic manner and make it happen in real life! tim gunn, won't you help me make it work?!
4. wear socks, try it out, it might be nice not to have foot callouses.
5. think of a #5 (this will be the most dire and urgent of all the items on my agenda)